Readers Wifes DJs

Readers Wifes are the permanent Duckie DJs but they are not real women.

Jay Cloth Doorwhore

Part of the original gang of 6, this elusive masked-mensch has been working his looks on the door at Duckie weekly since 1995. In his non Duckie life, he likes to stick things to paper in galleries and call it art.

Amy Lamé Hostess

Amy Lamé is a chubby, chubby, chubby funster.  She never gets old and she tans easily, even in the winter. 

Ben Walters PhD Researcher

Ben Walters is brainy and wears glasses.  He is just starting a PhD with Queen Mary University on Duckie and the scene (2014 - 2018). He's a commentator and a writer and a curator and don't you think he looks a bit like Dicky?

Lucille Power

Lucille Power Associate Artist

Some people say that Lucille Power is a little bit common. She likes birds, plates of sandwiches, fake penises and drag.  She has made tons of group works for Duckie going back donkeys and no-one else is allowed to have her.

Miss High Leg Kick

Miss High Leg Kick Associate Artist

She has the longest legs in the business.

Laura Hopkins Associate Designer

Laura has designed many of the Duckie shows - Lullaby, The Class Club, Gateways & Gross Indecency.  She is posh but still very nice.

Mark Whitelaw Theatre Director

Mark has devised and directed almost all of Duckie's big theatrical shows - C'est Duckie, The Class Club, Lullaby, Copyright Christmas, Readers Wifes Fan Club. There are no photos of him in existence so here is a pic from one of his shows Lullaby. 

Tim Brunsden Video Activist

A film maker and a community video activist, Tim makes all of the Duckie documentaries that hardly anyone watches on youtube.

Ursula Martinez Associate Artist

Ursula is first and foremost a Beast.  She travels all around the world taking her clothes off, but she always comes home to Duckie.

Simon Casson Producer

Duckie co-founder and producer.  He's from Hackney, he's got the Cockney Touch and he lives with his posh Chinese wife Wisey. 

Dicky Eton Producer

Dicky runs Duckie with Simon. He sorts things. When he isn't with Duckie, he flies between Manchester and London and works with other outfits like Blast Theory and Carnesky Productions.

Emmy Minton

Emmy Minton Fundraising & Development

Emmy lives in Hastings, has a little one called Rosie and raises the dosh for Duckie.

Father Cloth

Father Cloth Doorwhore

With Duckie since day one, Father Cloth is the debonair doorwhore, who has donned the suits and manned the doors for the past 19 years with his partner in crime Jay Cloth. 

Frances Cloth

Frances Cloth Doorwhore

Frances Cloth's quiff says it all: this butch means business. By the light of day you will find her in St Leonards on Sea doing shady deals shifting vintage gear, and on her night's off curled up on the sofa learning the ukelele.

Niall Weir

Niall Weir Vicar in Residence

The Rev'd Niall Weir runs the brilliant St Paul's Church in Hackney where The Posh Club is based alongside other stuff like Open Doors, North London Action for the Homeless and the Nightshelter.  He is a Father and a Jazz Man.  

Annie Bowden The Posh Club Co-ordinator

Annie looks after The Posh Club in Crawley where she serves up a luverly slice of victoria sponge.

Zoe Gregory Graphic Designer

Zoe Gregory is responsible for all of the Duckie promo visuals - online and in print - she sure wields a mean felt tip.  She also has a massive motorbike.

Holly Revell Photographer

Holly is the house photographer for Duckie.  Here she is pictured with Mouse.

Bernd Fauler Production Manager

Bernd is a German.

Marty Langthorne Lighting Designer

Marty Langthorne makes the Duckie stages look pretty with lights.

Robin Whitmore Associate Artist

Robin has been working alongside Duckie for as long as anyone can remember.  He thinks with his fingers.  That's him on the right by the way.

Christopher Green Associate Artist

Do you remember Mike Yardwood?  He's basically like that.  
He does impressions of Ida Barr, Tina C, Edward Heath and Frank Spencer.

Marisa Carnesky Associate Artist

Marisa Carnesky is a showwoman.  And a shaman. 

Scottee Associate Artist

Scottee is a fat cunt who we often knock about with.

Suzie Hewlett Associate Artist

Sue Hewlett was a child star appearing on both The Paul Daniel's Magic show and Going Live (in the audience). 

H Plewis Associate Artist

H and some of her dollies have been in a lot of Duckie shows.

Tim Spooner Associate Artist

Everyone loves Tim Spooner.  He sometimes makes things for Duckie - sets, installations, mental shows.

David Hoyle Ex-Associate Artist

We still miss him *sniffs, wipes tear*

James Hadley

James Hadley Arts Council Officer

Mr James Hadley is Duckie's relationship manager at the Arts Council England, willing us on to make a change to London's performance scene.

Duckie Board


Duckie is a not-for-profit company limited by guarantee governed by a board of directors. The board are Stephen Wrench (Chair), Aine Duffy, David Faulkner, Campbell X, Tim Whitehead and Michael Atavar.