Wank Mag
Progressive pleasure peddlers Duckie are seeking 18th century bare-skinned georgian glamour models for our, ahem, ‘upmarket heritage brochure’.
Are you eager to disrobe and have your likeness recorded? From the latent to the blatant, Duckie courteously crave ten starkers’ starlets for our provocative portraits.
YOU CAN BE ONE OF THEM
Recherché Rubster
Subversive She-Husband
Gaping Ganymede
Tuppance Tribade
Homo He-Whore
Bourgeois Buggeranto
Pilloried Pathick
Sapphic She-Pirate
Market Molly
Old Relic
YOU CAN BE ONE OF THEM
Settlement: ninety guineas and a sixpenny bit
Rendezvous: Vauxhall, 5 or 6 September
Time Travel: 300 years
Kindly address: ej@duckie.co.uk referencing one of the ten persuasions
Deadline for admissions: 7 August 2020
Endowments: Shameless